{"title":"All Products","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"beersy-loco-cola-silicone-koozie-hide-a-beer","title":"Loco Cola Silicone Sleeve Hide a Beer","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"shogun-root\" data-shogun-id=\"616deac58b31f200c29ce644\" data-shogun-site-id=\"8ceb9094-30a1-4575-adb7-3f9d8e1a122b\" data-shogun-page-id=\"616deac58b31f200c29ce644\" data-shogun-page-version-id=\"616deac58b31f200c29ce643\" data-shogun-platform-type=\"shopify\" data-shogun-variant-id=\"616deac58b31f200c29ce645\" data-region=\"main\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"s-a3764f52-0f89-4105-b41d-7b415e41abaa\" class=\"shg-c\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Beersy is a full length silicone sleeve designed to fully cover an entire aluminum can. Be discreet while drinking your favorite canned beverage. The Beersy fits nearly all standard 12 fl oz beverage cans except a silver, slightly taller and skinny can that I am not legally allowed to name \u0026amp; other \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/beersy.com\/collections\/white-claw-truly-michelob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #00aaff;\"\u003eskinny can brands\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. This product is not intended to deceive the law. Drink responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Beersy LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":15985732845662,"sku":"Loco-Cola-62","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1505\/8218\/products\/LOCOCOLANEW.png?v=1762528346"},{"product_id":"beersy-bleach-silicone-koozie-hide-a-beer","title":"BLEACH Beersy Silicone Sleeve Hide-a-Beer Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe Beersy is a full length silicone sleeve designed to fully cover an entire aluminum can. Be discreet while drinking your favorite canned beverage. The Beersy fits nearly all standard 12 fl oz beverage cans except a silver, slightly taller and skinny can that I am not legally allowed to name \u0026amp; other \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/beersy.com\/collections\/white-claw-truly-michelob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #00aaff;\"\u003eskinny can brands\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. This product is not intended to deceive the law. Drink responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Beersy LLC","offers":[{"title":"Regular (GLOW IN THE DARK)","offer_id":40153618022494,"sku":"Bleach-4","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Slim","offer_id":40153618055262,"sku":"Bleach-Slim-5","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Foam","offer_id":40153618088030,"sku":"bleach-boring","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1505\/8218\/products\/61SdBlmcfoL._AC_SL1500.jpg?v=1762530445"},{"product_id":"beersy-dr-pecker-silicone-sleeve-hide-a-beer","title":"Dr P*cker Beersy Silicone Sleeve Hide a Beer","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe Beersy is a full length silicone sleeve designed to fully cover an entire aluminum can. Be discreet while drinking your favorite canned beverage. The Beersy fits nearly all standard 12 fl oz beverage cans except a silver, slightly taller and skinny can that I am not legally allowed to name \u0026amp; other \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/beersy.com\/collections\/white-claw-truly-michelob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #00aaff;\"\u003eskinny can brands\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. This product is not intended to deceive the law. Drink responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Beersy LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":28410096025694,"sku":"Dr-Pecker-Regular-36","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1505\/8218\/products\/image_png_1624240926.png?v=1762531532"},{"product_id":"american-flag-beersy-silicone-sleeve-hide-a-beer-can-cooler","title":"American Flag Beersy Silicone Sleeve Hide-a-Beer Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe Beersy is a full length silicone sleeve designed to fully cover an entire aluminum can. Be discreet while drinking your favorite canned beverage. The Beersy fits nearly all standard 12 fl oz beverage cans except a silver, slightly taller and skinny can that I am not legally allowed to name \u0026amp; other \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/beersy.com\/collections\/white-claw-truly-michelob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #00aaff;\"\u003eskinny can brands\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. This product is not intended to deceive the law. Drink responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Beersy LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32299099914334,"sku":"American-Flag-66","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1505\/8218\/products\/AmericanFlag.png?v=1762537685"},{"product_id":"liberal-tears-hide-a-beer-can-cooler","title":"Liberal Tears Beersy Hide-a-Beer Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe Beersy is a full length silicone sleeve designed to fully cover an entire aluminum can. Be discreet while drinking your favorite canned beverage. The Beersy fits nearly all standard 12 fl oz beverage cans except a silver, slightly taller and skinny can that I am not legally allowed to name \u0026amp; other \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/beersy.com\/collections\/white-claw-truly-michelob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #00aaff;\"\u003eskinny can brands\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. This product is not intended to deceive the law. Drink responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Beersy LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32328621555806,"sku":"Liberal-Tears-Regular-51","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1505\/8218\/products\/61rA974bvUL._AC_SL1500.jpg?v=1762539461"},{"product_id":"covid-19-vaccine-beersy-silicone-sleeve-hide-a-beer-can-cooler","title":"Covid-19 Vaccine Beersy Silicone Sleeve Hide-a-Beer Can Cooler (GLOW)","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe Beersy is a full length silicone sleeve designed to fully cover an entire aluminum can. Be discreet while drinking your favorite canned beverage. The Beersy fits nearly all standard 12 fl oz beverage cans except a silver, slightly taller and skinny can that I am not legally allowed to name \u0026amp; other \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/beersy.com\/collections\/white-claw-truly-michelob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #00aaff;\"\u003eskinny can brands\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. This product is not intended to deceive the law. Drink responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Beersy LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39543015604318,"sku":"Covid-19-Vaccine-Regular-44","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1505\/8218\/products\/61kGUm5D6vL._AC_SL1500.jpg?v=1762539827"},{"product_id":"mtn-brew","title":"MTN BREW Beersy Hide A Beer","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe Beersy is a full length silicone sleeve designed to fully cover an entire aluminum can. Be discreet while drinking your favorite canned beverage. The Beersy fits nearly all standard 12 fl oz beverage cans except a silver, slightly taller and skinny can that I am not legally allowed to name \u0026amp; other \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/beersy.com\/collections\/white-claw-truly-michelob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #00aaff;\"\u003eskinny can brands\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. This product is not intended to deceive the law. Drink responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Beersy LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40153752076382,"sku":"MTN-Brew-54","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1505\/8218\/products\/61ZzlbGq9rL._AC_SL1500.jpg?v=1762540324"},{"product_id":"bonner-pills-beersy-silicone-sleeve-hide-a-beer-can-cooler","title":"“Boner Pills\" Beersy Silicone Sleeve Hide-a-Beer Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Beersy is a full length silicone sleeve designed to fully cover an entire aluminum can. Be discreet while drinking your favorite canned beverage. The Beersy fits nearly all standard 12 fl oz beverage cans except a silver, slightly taller and skinny can that I am not legally allowed to name \u0026amp; other \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/beersy.com\/collections\/white-claw-truly-michelob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #00aaff;\"\u003eskinny can brands\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. This product is not intended to deceive the law. 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The Beersy fits nearly all standard 12 fl oz beverage cans except a silver, slightly taller and skinny can that I am not legally allowed to name \u0026amp; other \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/beersy.com\/collections\/white-claw-truly-michelob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #00aaff;\"\u003eskinny can brands\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. This product is not intended to deceive the law. Drink responsibly.\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3fYC8HT\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Beersy LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39400584380510,"sku":"Whoop-Ass-33","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1505\/8218\/files\/WhoopAssTHUMB.png?v=1694203550"},{"product_id":"liberal-tears-beersy-mixer-hide-a-drink-can","title":"Liberal Tears Beersy Mixer Hide-A-Drink Can","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Beersy Mixer is a 14oz Stainless steel can. Be discreet while drinking your favorite mixed drink or canned beverage, just pour the drink into the Beersy mixer and you’re good to go. The Beersy Mixer is perfectly designed to emulate a soda can, with the top cap being a perfect replica of a soda cans top. These are non-insulated stainless steel cans. 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The Beersy Mixer is perfectly designed to emulate a soda can, with the top cap being a perfect replica of a soda cans top. These are non-insulated stainless steel cans. The product is intended as a gag for legal drinking scenarios. This product is not intended to deceive the law. 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The Beersy fits nearly all standard 12 fl oz beverage cans except a silver, slightly taller and skinny can that I am not legally allowed to name \u0026amp; other \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/beersy.com\/collections\/white-claw-truly-michelob\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #00aaff;\"\u003eskinny can brands\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. This product is not intended to deceive the law. Drink responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Beersy LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39544067489886,"sku":"Biden-Quicker-Upper-3","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1505\/8218\/products\/61XNz7VC3NL._AC_SL1500.jpg?v=1664478343"},{"product_id":"liberal-tears-slim-can-beersy-sleeve-1","title":"\"Liberal Tears\"  Slim Can Beersy Sleeve","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Beersy is a full length silicone sleeve designed to fully cover an entire aluminum can. Be discreet while drinking your favorite canned beverage. 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