Beersy Booze Bible Hide a Cooler

The Booze Bible is a one of a kind, patent pending beer cooler. Now when anyone asks what you are doing… you can just say you’re going to church. They will think you’re a much better person than you really are. Throw any 6 of your favorite 12oz beers or seltzers in and follow through with gods plan. He drank wine, why can’t you have a few drinks with his help?
No officer can legally ask to see your cooler, separation of church and state.
Get hammered than place your right hand and ask for forgiveness
You can now get drunk in church!
Church just got a little more lit!