{"product_id":"imported-dried-dog-meat-prank-box","title":"Imported Dried Dog Meat Prank Box","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eReady to make your victim want to move to a different zip code? The \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"68\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eImported Dried Dog Meat Prank Box\u003c\/b\u003e is designed for maximum social awkwardness. This isn't just a prank; it's a full-blown reputation ruiner that arrives exactly as shown, boldly advertising a shipment of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"270\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\"Slow Cooked and Hardwood Smoked\" Regular Dried Dog Meat\u003c\/b\u003e for the whole world to see.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhy this is the ultimate \"Face-Palm\" delivery:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003eMail Carrier Judgement:\u003c\/b\u003e Imagine the look on the mailman's face when they have to hand-deliver a box of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"103\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\"Teriyaki Flavor\" dog meat\u003c\/b\u003e. Your victim will be explaining this one to the local post office for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003eNeighborhood Scandal:\u003c\/b\u003e This box sits on the porch in plain view of every nosy neighbor and passerby. It’s the perfect way to make the \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"133\" data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003eHOA President\u003c\/b\u003e or that judgmental neighbor do a double-take.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003eFrighteningly Realistic:\u003c\/b\u003e With official-looking \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"47\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\"U.S. Inspected\"\u003c\/b\u003e seals and a full \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"81\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003eNutrition Facts\u003c\/b\u003e panel, it looks like a legitimate and highly questionable, specialty food order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003eThe \"Walk of Shame\":\u003c\/b\u003e Your victim will have to perform the ultimate \"walk of shame\" to pick this up from their doorstep while praying nobody is watching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e⚠️ PRANKER’S ADVICE:\u003c\/b\u003e To ensure the local mail carrier judges the right person, you \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"83\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eMUST put the victim’s name and address in the shipping information\u003c\/b\u003e at checkout. If you use your own address, you’ll be the one hiding from your neighbors while holding a box of \"Imported Dog Jerky\"!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⚠️ Each order may include only 1 prank mailer. Multiple prank mailers in the same order will be combined into a plain mailer and the prank will not work. Handwritten letters are the only exception and ship separately, so you may add 1 prank mailer plus any number of handwritten letters to the same order, all delivered separately to the same address.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Prank Panda","offers":[{"title":"Prank a Friend","offer_id":42626095317086,"sku":"sku-48669770121456","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Require Signature on Delivery +$7","offer_id":42626095349854,"sku":"sku-48669770186992","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ship Discretely to Yourself for Later Use","offer_id":42626095382622,"sku":"sku-48669770252528","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1505\/8218\/files\/Import.png?v=1775595170","url":"https:\/\/beersy.com\/products\/imported-dried-dog-meat-prank-box","provider":" Beersy LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}