{"product_id":"worlds-biggest-candy-cane-dildo-prank-package","title":"World's Biggest Candy Cane Dildo Prank Package","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWorld's Biggest Candy Cane Dildo Prank Package\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is an anonymous Christmas prank designed to embarrass your friends before they even open the box.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo actual dildo is included. 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Embarrassing enough to make them question every friendship they've ever had.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd the best part? 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