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My friend says it never arrived.
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So I ordered my dad the gay cruise letter with a micro penis in it, paid extra for the signature. He wasn't home so had to go to the post office. The lady gave it to him face down, he didn't look just put his other mail on top, grabbed all of it and held it to his side, gay cruise side out , walked through the full post office in country town not knowing he was showing it to everyone!! Best money ever spent
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Perfect for the friend with the scared turtle.
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Great it's the same size as my real one
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So I ordered my dad the gay cruise letter with a micro penis in it, paid extra for the signature. He wasn't home so had to go to the post office. The lady gave it to him face down, he didn't look just put his other mail on top, grabbed all of it and held it to his side, gay cruise side out , walked through the full post office in country town not knowing he was showing it to everyone!! Best money ever spent
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