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World's Biggest Candy Cane Dildo Prank Package

World's Biggest Candy Cane Dildo Prank Package

$17.99
$17.99
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The World's Biggest Candy Cane Dildo Prank Package is an anonymous Christmas prank designed to embarrass your friends before they even open the box.

No actual dildo is included. The ridiculous package itself is the prank.

Send it to your buddy, coworker, roommate, sibling, Secret Santa recipient, or that 1 friend who's been a little too naughty this year.

Imagine them walking outside to find a giant package advertising WORLD'S BIGGEST CANDY CANE DILDOsitting on their doorstep.

Complete with a shocked Santa, an enormous candy cane, and a stamp declaring "FOR EVERYONE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST!"

Santa's biggest package yet. 🎅

The Ultimate Christmas Prank

18 Inches Long | Straight From the Naughty List

An 18-inch prank package featuring a ridiculous Christmas-themed adult novelty advertisement.

Big enough to get noticed. Embarrassing enough to make them question every friendship they've ever had.

And the best part? They have absolutely no idea who sent it.

Make It Even Funnier

Signature Required | +$10

Don't let them quietly grab it off the porch.

Add Signature Required and they may have to answer the door and personally accept their giant Candy Cane Dildo package from the postal carrier.

Imagine having to sign for Santa's biggest package while the delivery driver stands there waiting.

4-Inch Penis Sucker | +$10

Because apparently the World's Biggest Candy Cane Dildo package wasn't enough.

Add a ridiculous penis-shaped sucker inside for 1 more unexpected Christmas surprise.

What You Get

  • 1 World's Biggest Candy Cane Dildo novelty prank box, 18 inches long

  • Ridiculous Christmas artwork featuring Santa and an oversized candy cane

  • No actual dildo included

  • Optional Signature Required

  • Optional 4-inch penis sucker

  • Anonymous shipping when sent directly to them

How It Works

  1. Order your World's Biggest Candy Cane Dildo Prank Package.

  2. Choose whether to ship it directly to them or discreetly to yourself.

  3. Add Signature Required or a penis sucker for extra embarrassment.

  4. Enter the shipping address.

  5. We send the prank package.

  6. Wait for the inevitable "WHY DID SANTA SEND ME A GIANT CANDY CANE DILDO?!" text.

Perfect For

  • Christmas pranks

  • Secret Santa gifts

  • White elephant gift exchanges

  • Holiday office parties

  • Friends on the naughty list

  • Fantasy football punishments

  • Roommates

  • Brothers and siblings

  • Bachelor parties

  • Friends who take Christmas way too seriously

  • That 1 person in the group chat

100% Anonymous Shipping

Ship Directly to Them

Enter their address and we'll send the prank straight to their doorstep. We do not include the purchaser's identity with the package.

Ship Discreetly to Me First

Want to hand-deliver it, bring it to a Christmas party, or give it as a white elephant gift? We'll ship it to you in discreet packaging so you can surprise them yourself.

Shipping

Shipping is calculated at checkout.

Shipping and packaging may vary when multiple prank packages are ordered together.

Make someone's Christmas unforgettable, for all the wrong reasons. 🎄

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  • Made in USA
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Real Reactions 👇
"It is a gift that keeps on giving. Sent it to my son in law for his birthday, and the laughter when on for days."

Greg W.

We offer 30 day returns on Beersy products. Prank packages are final sale since the packaging is the product, but if something is not right, reach out and we will work with you on store credit.

Ships next business day after purchase.

Yes, we ship to over 50 countries worldwide. International shipping times vary by location.

We accept all major credit cards, PayPal, Apple Pay, and Google Pay for your convenience.

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Customer Reviews

Customer photo review of World's Biggest Dildo Prank Package: Includes a FREE Mystery Beersy Can Cooler

The box wasnt as big as described. Certainly not as big as what was shown in the advertised photo. But other than that it was great. Was a great laugh.

Christopher F. 3/5 Verified

World's Biggest Dildo Prank Package: Includes a FREE Mystery Beersy Can Cooler

Store owner replied: Glad you got a good laugh out of it! Just to clarify, we clearly state that this is an 18-inch box in the product description, and the box shown in our product photos is the same size and style of box we send to customers.

Customer photo review of Worlds Biggest Dildo Mail Prank Package Box Tube

She got it and reacted how I thought she would! She claimed she called the company and was told who sent it, is this possible? I hope not! Either way.. it did the job haha.

Crystal O. 4/5 Verified

Worlds Biggest Dildo Mail Prank Package Box Tube

Customer photo review of Worlds Biggest Dildo Mail Prank Package Box Tube

Loved the idea and my friend laughed it off. However, I paid for a signature to embarrass him even more and they just dropped it off! I’m assuming the delivery driver was embarrassed. Haha

Danny O. 4/5 Verified

Worlds Biggest Dildo Mail Prank Package Box Tube

Was no 4ft inside the box

Kodee V. 1/5 Verified

World's Biggest Dildo Prank Package: Includes a FREE Mystery Beersy Can Cooler

Store owner replied: We’re sorry for the confusion. We clearly state in the product description that no actual dildo is included inside the box. This is a prank package designed to make the recipient think one was shipped to them.

My package never reached the intended recipient so at this point it's a complete waste of money. When there was no one there to sign for the original package delivery I requested it be redelivered on SATURDAY so that someone would be there. They redelivered on Monday when everyone was at work. The package has sat at the post office for the last several weeks with no plan to successfully deliver.

Brian G. 1/5 Verified

World's Biggest Dildo Prank Package: Includes a FREE Mystery Beersy Can Cooler

This is the best prank I have ever seen! The delivery driver executed perfectly. Left the package with the picture facing the street for all the world to see. My friend was laughing so hard he was crying! If you have someone in mind do it! They’ll never know it was you unless you tell them. Perfect prank!

Elizabeth R. 5/5 Verified

World's Biggest Dildo Prank Package: Includes a FREE Mystery Beersy Can Cooler

Ships Next Business Day

Ships Next Business Day

We pride ourselves with fast delivery and ship all packages next business day after receiving the order!
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30-day return policy